Within the wake of the FTX meltdown and crypto value drops, Congress desires to ensure Remy makes good monetary selections…similar to them.
Parody of Warren G’s “Regulate” written and carried out by Remy; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg
It was a transparent black evening, he was sitting at residence
Taking a look at a JPEG on his trusty iPhone
It was a uncommon NFT of a hipster mouse
So he did what you do, he mortgaged his home
And he put in a bid, he was getting the itch
He could not sit there whereas he noticed these different folks get wealthy
However then the market crashed! The worth deflated!
This should not be allowed—they need to regulate it!
He noticed a JPEG, it regarded in demand
So he mortgaged his home, spent 400 grand
We have to cross new legal guidelines to stop this destiny
He would not be so dumb if we regulate
It was a cool, crisp day, he was watching the sport
That is when he noticed a business with people of acclaim
Crypto returns that’ll by no means default!
So he thought what you suppose—that sounds too good to be false!
Mortgaged his home, researched the speed
Checked out the CEO, nothing appeared misplaced
However when he checked one morning, the worth was gone
We must always make fraud unlawful, that is all simply improper!
He did his analysis and he studied up
Then purchased invisible tokens this man simply made up
It was a harsh consequence for an sincere mistake
His IQ would not be 5 if we regulate
It was a lukewarm midday, he is on Capitol Hill
Cuz he acquired margin referred to as and was going through a invoice
You do not perceive, I’ve misplaced all that I had
It’s essential to cross extra legal guidelines! That is terribly unhealthy!
Uh, excuse me—thanks for letting me be part of
However is not a part of the problem him? There is a new canine coin?
Perhaps the underlying tech is one we should not forestall
Perhaps at some point it is—Shiba Inu, it is referred to as
If he hadn’t been allowed to be a HODLer
He would not have the impulse management of a toddler
We may finish human nature with a pen stroke as we speak
Why do I’ve a sense that they are gonna regulate?
You should not prey on people with monetary illiteracy
By the best way, have you ever seen the state lottery?
The Powerball’s $1 billion, you higher not wait
He is gonna make good selections once we regulate